uhhhhh....no thanks

[seaglassgarden]

yesterday at work, a young man came up to me, clearly in the middle of a loud phone call, and tried to hand me what could've been, at most, a third of a full bouquet of flowers

him: "valentine's day came early"

me: "uhhhh.......no thanks"

him: "fuck!"

and then he walked away!!

i dislike how i see an uptick in annoying male behavior in the days before valentine's, but this was admittedly very funny. where did he get the partial bouquet? did he steal it from the sales floor? had he just been giving flowers to people he thought were women all day? and why was he on the phone while doing it??

many mysteries in this wide world we live in